Welcome to My Web Shell!

there's a new snail in town:

meet Den Den

Don't hurt the snails! They're scared enough as it is...
Painting with Snails

Someone just showed me another very snaily web page!

here's a very snaily flash animation I found the other day. Even if it were to load very s_l_o_w_l_y it would be worth the wait!

hehehe a whole page full of snail jokes!

# A snail can sleep for 3 years.


Shell Game

Important news: Snails don't like caffeine.

Meet our special guest snail: Gary

Visit Lisa Baker, visit Wooden Thomas, visit Sue Sniblet, listen to Radio Volta.

I like Mr T vs sites. They're funny. Also I like flash animations for they often kick ass. Here, have another flashful link. I like link-oriented sites, like Jon's News and the adversary. Cruel.com and badlinks.com are lovely, as is LinkyDinky.com. People's lists of links often interest me. Here, have some! You know you want links! Even specialized ones that have more marijuana links than you ever imagined there could be and free porn.
Here, have an entire stack of snaily pictures:

Aren't you the lucky one?

We sincerely hope you have a beautiful day, whoever the hell you are!

ta ta, for now!